Sardar jokes

>>Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
>>Friend: Y?
>>Sardar: Got upper berth.
>>Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
>>Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
>>
>>2
>>Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody
>>Will b there.............
>>Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
>>
>>3
>>A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
>>After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for
>>Filling up. U knows y?
>>FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
>>
>>4
>>A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
>>huge Loss.
>>Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
>>He opened a Saloon in Punjab !.
>>
>>5
>>A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
>>Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
>>A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
>>
>>6
>>Sardar-why r all these people running?
>>Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
>>Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
>>others running?
>>
>>7
>>Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
>>again twins & named Max & Climax.
>>Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
>>TIRED&RETIRED!
>>
>>8
>>19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
>>IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS
>>ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
>>
>>9
>>A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
>>in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
>>him why?
>>He said "SMILE PLEASE"
>>
>>10
>>Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
>>into future tense.
>>Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
>>
>>11
>>Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
>>tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why
>>he does this.
>>Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
>>
>>12
>>Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
>>mouth................. WHY?
>>because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be
>>light"_-=
>>
>>13
>>Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
>>He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
>>Expected".
>>After much thought he wrote : Yes!
>>
>>14
>>SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.
>>
>>HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
>>- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE,
>>THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
>>
>>15
>>One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
>>his college.
>>U knw Why?
>>Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
>>leaking...
>>
>>16
>>Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
>>Servant: It"s already raining.
>>Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
>>
>>17
>>Santa! Your daughter has died!
>>Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
>>At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
>>At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
>>At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
>>
>>18
>>ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
>>HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
>>HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
>>
>>19
>>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
>>question ever - What will come first, Chicken or
>>egg?
>>O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
>>
>>20
>>A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was
>>laughing.
>>A bystander: why are u laughing?
>>Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch
>>network is following me.
>>
>>21
>>Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
>>Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
>>Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs
>>back.!
>>
>>22
>>A teacher told all students in a class to write an
>>essay on a cricket match.
>>All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote
>>"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
>>
>>23
>>Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
>>Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u
>>could have posted it....
>>
>>24
>>What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
>>He will compare it with the original for any
>>spelling mistakes.
>>
>>
>>25
>>Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder
>>to you'...........
>>Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you
>>NEXT YEAR.
>>
>>
>>26
>>WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT
>>EMERGENCY?
>>** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
>>
>>
>>27
>>Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
>>Sardar says... Drink quickly......
>>Wife asks why...
>>sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
>>
>>28
>>A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
>>Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
>>Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll
>>apply NEXT YEAR
>>
>>29
>>Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
>>who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like
>>all d passengers in d car he was driving..
>>30
>>Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible
>>looking thing is what you call modern art ?
>>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
>>
>>32
>>Sardar was writing something very slowly.
>>Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
>>Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't
>>read very fast.
>>
>>33
>>Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard
>>in Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
>>bodies and are still digging for more..
>>
>>34
>>A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
>>walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji
>>replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
>>
>>35
>>Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man
>>says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
>>Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
>>words.
>>It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"
>>3 6
>>Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
>>his eyes closed.
>>His wife asked what you are doing ?
>>He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.