Pas bon coz menti ek zot mama... lolz
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Pas bon coz menti ek zot mama... lolz
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl
roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious
of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than
what met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email
her! Just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I not
saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that
it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping
in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious
of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than
what met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email
her! Just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I not
saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that
it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping
in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
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Re: Pas bon coz menti ek zot mama... lolz
joke la paye toi sa brother, dresser partout, continier comme sa meme.......
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